I don’t understand why or how or what would possess someone to do this, but whatever. I go from feeling super awkward to laughing hysterically through this entire song. I present to you La Da Dai AKA The Menstrual Minstrel.
"To always love you. To defend you even if I know you're wrong. To surprise you. To always pick up your phone call no matter what I'm doing. To bake you cookies at least twice a year and to kiss you wherever and whenever you want. But mostly to make sure that you remember how perfectly imperfect you are."